Thing is, that's both the setup and the punchline. Producer, plastic surgery victim, and Minnelli ex David Gest is slanted and enchanted by the lush-ous Amy Winehouse. But it's what he wants to do to her upon introduction that's particularly icky. Via the estimable Tittle-Tattle:Liza Minnelli's ex-husband, who is currently dating English soap actress Malandra Burrows, confesses he's infatuated with ...