NIN Drummer Will Shroom With You For $75k

Robert Smith thinks Radiohead's pay-what-you-want model's an "idiot plan," but that's because unlike ex-Nine Inch Nails drummer and current A Perfect Circle and Devo member, Josh Freese, he hasn't concocted a scale of $7 to $75,000. If you go all the way for Freese's forthcoming Since 1972, he'll join your band (or be your personal assistant) for a month, "write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story," give you a drumset, let you "take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini" as well as "take a limo down to Tijuana and [...] show you how it's done," etc. Find out what else you can get, including lasagna, at www.joshfreese.com.