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Is Kellie Pickler Smarter Than A 5th Grader’s Hamster?

Nope! There's something sort of great about this vid of Kellie Pickler's turn on Jeff Foxworthy's contribution to the zombification of our nation's television viewing public. Maybe it's the YouTube uploader's tags ("veryamerican stupid funny ignorant blonde bitch"). Or that the words "American" and "idol" will forever be associated with her ignorant ass. She's asked "Budapest is the capital of what country?" Hilarity ensues!

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We can't fault our educational system; the kid at least seems to know Europe's not a country. So instead of pleading with our teachers, we direct our lobby at the AMPTP. Please, studios. Give the writers what they want. Or else we'll just get increasing amounts of that -- and increasing amounts of this.

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