For whatever reason, Rihanna recruited British dance-music goofball Calvin Harris to produce "We Found Love," her new single, which means it's a finely polished, absolutely cheesed-out rave banger. The track cranks the house theatrics of "Only Girl (In The World)" way past 11, and its vintage early-'90s organ-bloops and passionately meaningless chorus are enough to make the Crystal Waters fan ...