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Jive Records has released this statement:

"On January 3rd, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married. Ms. Spears and Mr. Alexander have filed for an annulment which will become official on Monday, January 5."

Cheer up J. You may be a walking punchline, but at least you didn't marry Xtina.

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