Oh great, just what I needed. A second round of Diarrhea.

On of my proudest moments was rescuing this fella from an oil spill, cleaning all the black tar off him, and nursing him back to health. We developed quite a bond. Setting him free was a bittersweet moment. I miss you, Don

Fuck Apple

holy shit… oh, fuck, this is so sad…. oh god

Between this and Manchester, Grande’s going through some traumatic things as a young adult.

ADMIT YOU ARE BIASED TO THE ROLLING STONES YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Free The Dongle

This is ultimately really sad and heartbreaking but it’s extremely irritating that other sources are reporting it’s basically Ariana Grande’s fault…

Apple can suck my dongle

fuck anybody who says anything resembling that

Lana Del Rey? More like Lame Uh Stay Way

Stop being poor and by AirPods.

Good to see grown adults set impossibly high standards for musicians they know largely through their own interpretations of three albums and a scattering of media appearances. I mean, she certainly is.

for fuck’s sake, the antebellum era lasted barely 80 years. as ridiculous and indefensible as the tmz comment was, the public’s response really drove home how impoverished we are in historical literacy and, uh, basic arithmetic.

What really should bum you out is the horrific sound wigger MacMiller produces.

Who gives a sh1t about this junkie loser?

“In retrospect, it might’ve been more efficient for the Troggs to put their guitars down and just slap their dicks on a table rhythmically for two minutes and 30 seconds.”

And blatantly rip off what The Beatles were doing?