Believe it or not, we're back from Austin and on track to resume our regularly scheduled coverage of frivolous, rock blog posts. In case you don't believe us: KISS man and reality TV star Gene Simmons recently went under the knife for a little cosmetic facial enhancement, as teased in the series finale to Family Jewels. Naturally, TMZ.com was on hand to document the unhealed after effects, and we thought it'd be a sweet way to kick off the week. And by "sweet," we mean "grossly disturbing." Pic after the jump! (Best viewed on an empty stomach.)
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