Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
This week your Stereogum editorial team moved into Billboard’s offices in midtown. We got free tacos. Incubus stopped by. Michael’s team won $2500 in a music trivia contest. (My team got a question about Green Day wrong.) And yet the world continues to crumble. Your increasingly political best and worst comments countdown is below.
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | phospholipidbilayer | |
Score:26 | Feb 1st | ||
It’ll be cool in a few years when the Knowles-Carters are out shopping for groceries and Beyoncé unloads the kids from the car seats and needs the kids to follow Jay to go get a buggy, she can then say “Ok babies now let’s get in formation.” |
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Posted in: Beyoncé Is Pregnant With Twins |
#9 | monkeyridinghorse | |
Score:27 | Feb 1st | ||
Respect the motherfucking crap. |
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Posted in: Chainsmokers Acknowledge That They’re The Nickelback Of EDM |
#8 | LeMonjello | |
Score:27 | Jan 29th | ||
Azaelia needs some fucking Enya in her life. |
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Posted in: Rihanna And Azealia Banks Feud Over Trump’s Muslim Ban |
#7 | a.j.howard09 | |
Score:27 | Jan 29th | ||
Ugh. After everything else, I didn’t think it was possible, but she finally did it. Azealia Banks’ inherent malignant awfulness has ruined “212” for me. |
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Posted in: Rihanna And Azealia Banks Feud Over Trump’s Muslim Ban |
#6 | potato_ | |
Score:29 | Jan 30th | ||
There’s no room for Jesus Christ in America anymore, since as a non-Christian from the Middle East, he would be banned from coming here |
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Posted in: Sufjan Stevens Shares Statement On Muslim Ban: “Christ Would Be Ashamed Of Us All” |
#5 | a.j.howard09 | |
Score:30 | Jan 28th | ||
Donated. |
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Posted in: Grimes Is Matching Donations To CAIR Up To $10,000 |
#4 | Tim Curtin | |
Score:30 | Feb 1st | ||
“We have not yet, as a society, gotten around to admitting that “How You Remind Me” and “Photograph” are really good songs.” Resign |
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Posted in: Chainsmokers Acknowledge That They’re The Nickelback Of EDM |
#3 | alex ayala | |
Score:31 | Feb 1st | ||
Hold the fuck up… so Pharrell just announced his wife had triplets and now Beyonce saying she’s having twins. Each already has one kid so now altogether they have 7. Kanye and Kim got two kids and if they announce she’s pregnant with twins that makes the total number of hip hop babies 11. Now if my math is correct each will have around 4 kids (Beyonce’s 3 plus Jay’s son/weed carrier Memphis Bleek makes it 4). 4 is the number after 3 and the potential number of rap babies is 11. 3-11 you guys. Crazy shit.. |
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Posted in: Beyoncé Is Pregnant With Twins |
#2 | All Senses Lost | |
Score:34 | Feb 2nd | ||
honestly, this is pretty good. |
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Posted in: Hackers Target Radio Stations, Force Them To Play YG’s “FDT” On Repeat |
#1 | cheap_suit_jr_jr | |
Score:53 | Jan 30th | ||
Sufjan’s friend Chris sounds very judgmental. |
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Posted in: Sufjan Stevens Shares Statement On Muslim Ban: “Christ Would Be Ashamed Of Us All” |
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | PretentiousJerk | |
Score:-17 | Jan 31st | ||
Lol, dude’s last name is Smith and he’s talking about how Italian he is. WASPs are very secretive about their WASPness. |
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Posted in: Mac DeMarco – “This Old Dog” & “My Old Man” |
#4 | GoodKid | |
Score:-18 | Jan 30th | ||
”Muslim Ban” LOL. Stereogum joining the worst of liberal propaganda lies. Sad! |
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Posted in: Sufjan Stevens Shares Statement On Muslim Ban: “Christ Would Be Ashamed Of Us All” |
#3 | inthedeadofknight | |
Score:-18 | Jan 31st | ||
That’s unfortunate. |
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Posted in: New Danny Brown EP Accelerator Out Next Week |
#2 | Dentata | |
Score:-21 | Jan 29th | ||
MAGA! Keep the trash out! |
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Posted in: Grimes Is Matching Donations To CAIR Up To $10,000 |
#1 | Dentata | |
Score:-42 | Jan 29th | ||
Azaekia Banks makes sense while Rhiana keeps spreading those legs open far and wide for the muslims to stick their dick inside |
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Posted in: Rihanna And Azealia Banks Feud Over Trump’s Muslim Ban |
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
comet | ||
Score:4 | Feb 2nd | ||
This artwork makes me cry. |
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Posted in: Depeche Mode – “Where’s The Revolution” |