Death Grips was my actual, literal first experience hearing rap music, which is still hilarious to me to this day. My new cool friends started blasting the money store in the car, and lemme tell you, it confirmed everything that my good Christian suburb had led me to expect. Shit slapped tho and I got very into it. I was so confused when I heard mainstream rap. So very confused.

How do y’all give a shit about this dude? At least Kanye is a genius and a messy bitch that loves drama. This dude brings nothing

Stereogum Confession: I’ve never read an entire cokeparty story, but I really like the guy.

Your turn!

“Hey mom, it’s raptor. Thanks again for not talking about me over sooooo many boring ass beats. Love you.”

Me when I see the new popular rapper’s album is over an hour,

Me when I see the new Deafheaven is an hour long,

This is getting out of control

And that’s how Blink wrote “Saddam’s Song”.

Shitty and tasteless joke no doubt, but like… should she not marry someone she loves because he made a shitty and tasteless joke that I’m sure he apologized for before they were dating? Like, I’m pretty sure these two addressed this issue in private. Is this like a thing where this mom thinks Grande needs to be a “good role model” for kids? Am I missing something here?

People who care about what celebrities do in their personal lives (if they aren’t hurting anyone) need a better hobby. I’ve heard macrame is fun…

I wasn’t hiding my son. I was protecting him from the world.

Here’s an album of songs about him for the world to dissect like a cadaver

Unlike the Blueprint 2, Drake unfortunately does not have a song sampling Cake that features Lenny Kravitz, and was produced by Heavy D.

Hair-splitting… The irony is pretty clear, surely.

Its more about an alarming series of red flags that suggests this isnt going to end well

Imagine caring that much about these assholes. In fact, they would probably agree with that sentiment.

These new Britney Spears songs are really week.

Who’s going to tell Katie that “Can’t Let Go” (the only song that she mentions) is a cover?

This piece is trash and Waxahatchee hasn’t made a good album since 2012.

“Roy Orbison didn’t have big dick energy” is a Pulitzer-worthy sentence.