I'm fascinated by the enterprising idiots who sell vanity gmail addressess on eBay. How much does one go for? Well, it all depends on the seller's level of delusion.
Here's a list of auctions sorted by current asking price. There's something for every budget!
$0.01motherteresa@gmail.com
$1.00massivedick@gmail.com
$2.25beachbumhawaii@gmail.com
$2.96pepsi.edge@gmail.com
$3.99BrettFavre4@GMail.com
$4.95DellSucks@gmail.com
$5.00vietnam.vet@gmail.com
$7.99fone.phreak@gmail.com
$8.00PraiseJesus@gmail.com
$9.99London2012@gmail.com
$10.00MarkHoppas@gmail.com (this isn't even spelled correctly!)
$14.99kangen@gmail.com ("it means 'i miss you' in Indonesian language")
$20.00bloody@gmail.com
$24.95embassy@gmail.com
$24.99kidsdoctor@gmail.com (interesting picture with this one)
$30.00self.help@gmail.com
$49.00ilovemyhusband@gmail.com
$88.00badlybehaved@gmail.com
$200.00Julio.Iglesias@gmail.com
$488.00livesex@gmail.com
$500.00Michael.Moore.Is.A.Big.Fat.Idiot@gmail.com
$2,000.00antoniobanderas@gmail.com
And finally ... the best one of all.
In conclusion, if you think the whole firstname.lastname thing is played out -- and you are totally uncreative -- there are plenty of thoughtful people on eBay who are willing to help you out (if Google doesn't get to them first).
