UPDATE: Here’s our winner!

You may have heard that last night guitar god and vinyl fetishist Jack White was spotted at a Chicago Cubs game looking sad and/or angry. Per Third Man Records’ Instagram, it looks like some sort of field trip with Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder.

Although we shared the pics on our Tumblr this morning, we didn’t do a post on it here. Our standards for “news” items on this website are obviously much higher.

However! We can’t let this opportunity for a Sad Jack White Meme go. We want you guys to make an image macro with this photo and post a link to the .jpg in the comments. Like old times. The one with the highest score via comment voting will win an authentic Jack White t-shirt in the size of your choice. This is the same style crew neck tee Mr. White wears on summer Fridays.

Here’s how to play.
1. Download the image here.
2. Upload that file and enter two lines of witty text at imgflip.com/memegenerator.
3. GENERATE MEME.
4. Right-click/Control+Click on your pic to Copy Image Location — that’s the file URL you paste in the comments. (It must end in .jpg or .png or it won’t display.)

Here’s mine, but Stereogum employees are not eligible…

You have until this Friday 7/25 at 5PM EST to submit, and we’ll make the winner official in this week’s Shut Up, Dude.