Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
It’s been a surprisingly low-key SXSW (aside from the Stereogum parties which were lit obviously) and I think that’s a good thing. Many of the usual corporate sponsors sat out this year, or moved to their money to Interactive Week. That means fewer distracting pop star drop-ins (coughGaga) and more attention for the DIY artists busting their asses here to find an audience. Hoping to see CHAI and Fury today — if you got other recommendations, drop ‘em in the comments.
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | best fwends | |
Score:47 | Mar 9th | ||
Hey, does anyone here know who her biological father is? |
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Posted in: Paris Jackson Reacts To Leaving Neverland: “Chillax My Dudes” |
#9 | undergroundspoon | |
Score:47 | Mar 14th | ||
American Football albums (EP included), ranked: |
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#8 | blochead | |
Score:51 | Mar 11th | ||
“Do you hear that extra beat at the end? That makes it different” |
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#7 | shawarman86 | |
Score:51 | Mar 8th | ||
NO 7/4 SHORELINE??? Anyhow, otherwise a very good list. |
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Posted in: 17 Essential Songs In 7/4 |
#6 | cokeparty | |
Score:51 | Mar 9th | ||
You know what, this young woman has to have led a seriously fucked up life so far. Honestly, it’s not her fault, and if she wants to spend her life stoned to deal, that’s not extraordinarily surprising. I was on the fence about Jackson until I saw that documentary (especially those locks on the doors and the deranged faxes). I can guarantee you Paris never watched Leaving Neverland. Jesus Christ, I wouldn’t if I were her. I feel bad for her in a lot of ways. Hope the weed helps. Her father was an evil man. |
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Posted in: Paris Jackson Reacts To Leaving Neverland: “Chillax My Dudes” |
#5 | CalloftheWest | |
Score:51 | Mar 11th | ||
Thank U, Next is about Pete Davidson |
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Posted in: The Number Ones: Michael Jackson’s “Ben” |
#4 | Win | |
Score:53 | Mar 9th | ||
All rich people are clueless sociopaths, I fucking swear. |
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Posted in: Paris Jackson Reacts To Leaving Neverland: “Chillax My Dudes” |
#3 | Scott Lapatine | |
Score:57 | Mar 8th | ||
I downvote every comment |
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Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments |
#2 | Bobby_Draper | |
Score:58 | Mar 13th | ||
“What’s the deal with Vampire Weekend? Are they actual Vampires? Do Vampires even like weekends? How does a Vampire spend its weekend? Sure, I’ll do the video.” – Jerry, probably |
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Posted in: Vampire Weekend – “Sunflower” Video (Feat. Jerry Seinfeld) (Dir. Jonah Hill) |
#1 | meat | |
Score:73 | Mar 9th | ||
calm your tittaaaaays |
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Posted in: Paris Jackson Reacts To Leaving Neverland: “Chillax My Dudes” |
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | StupidAsshole | |
Score:-27 | Mar 11th | ||
I was obviously just joking but let’s get this as the most downvoted comment of the week. It deserves it. |
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Posted in: The Number Ones: Michael Jackson’s “Ben” |
#4 | StupidAsshole | |
Score:-39 | Mar 11th | ||
What do Ben and Leaving Neverland have in common? They’re both products of when Michael Jackson loves a rat. *dodges tomatoes* |
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Posted in: The Number Ones: Michael Jackson’s “Ben” |
#3 | humpy | |
Score:-41 | Mar 14th | ||
Jackson raped my butthole but at least I got paid |
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Posted in: Surveillance Video From 1989 Confirms Michael Jackson Took James Safechuck Jewelry Shopping |
#2 | Johnny Bravo | |
Score:-42 | Mar 11th | ||
“Ben”? More like “Bend OVER” amiright? |
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#1 | Blake Charles | |
Score:-55 | Mar 14th | ||
You don’t think Wade and James carefully thought out their story?! You don’t think they didn’t construct their lies to fit into certain times and events to give them credibility. Such as this…MJ took James to a store where they bought figurines and glasses but James can easily say MJ bought wedding rings?! Afterall they were in a jewelry store shopping so that is definite proof James’s story is true….Wade and James read the best books on the phyche of pedophiles, read books on sexual abuse victims, also they are both wannabe actors. So with Dan Reed and their families, together, they can all put together a very convincing and emotionally provoking documentary about being groomed, being assualted, how they felt, and construct a believable image of MJ as pedophile (after all he was weird, messed up his face, was a drug addict and pedo allegations were already attached to him anyway). People act like a riveting documentary can not be the same as a riveting movie because it’s called a “documentary”. It’s not Year 1995 or year 2005….we have access to more information and many perspectives than we did before. Some of us aren’t so quick to believe the worst of someone. Especially not because of a video of MJ shopping with James…and there’s many videos of MJ shopping with other kids (boys and girls) and adults. But this one proves he’s guilty right? |
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Posted in: Surveillance Video From 1989 Confirms Michael Jackson Took James Safechuck Jewelry Shopping |
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
mjhk75 | ||
Score:8 | Mar 14th | ||
Damn, I was hoping this would include the live debut of Fatty Carbuncle. |
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Posted in: Stereogum Range Life 2019 Recap: 2 Days, 24 Bands, 500 Packs Of Gum |