if you don’t like this ad, you’re gonna hate the one where she saves the day by using pepsi to wash sarin gas out of the eyes of syrian children.

1. El Shaddai
2. They only said that because you’re owned by Pizza Hut

I always thought of myself more as an approximate RL Stine

https://twitter.com/fatherjohnmisty/status/847835777278935042

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PADFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, awesome! I didn’t even know he had a new one coming out!

also:

Thanks, Rapty
Backlashes come and go, it’s impossible to stay ahead of the public perception curve unless you have an army of publicists and media trainers – or if you’re so terrified of criticism you just never run the risk of putting yourself out there – and even then it’s nigh on impossible

I went to a media trainer once, we looked over my interviews and her eyeballs started bleeding

The equation is pretty simple:
Interviews feel performative
Performance makes me nervous
Nerves make me drink
Drinking makes me drunk
When I’m drunk I feel like performing

I’ll figure it out one day

thanks for listening x

oh god, now you’ve got me thinking about my brooch

Not a big Beyonce fan huh

“back to a hotel to hang out.” – Hang out? They seriously thought young testosterone-ridden rappers just wanted to hang out at the hotel? That would be naivety on the highest scale. We might never know the truth, but if he doesn’t lose his fame with jail time, he will continue to prey on groupies. Of course, if he is found guilty, jail’s too good.

01 “Fire in my Belly”
02 “In-N-Out”
03 “Sugar”
04 “Renn Fair (Leg of Lamb)”
05 “If I Could Run”
06 “Oo La La (Fourth Meal)”
07 “Eat Baby Eat”
08 “Oh My God I Nearly Choked on that Ham Sandwich”
09 “Morbidly Obese In Real Life”
10 “Do You Want Me To Eat that Last Fry?”
11 “Lover of Food”
12 “Clouds of Fat (Tummy Love)”

She is best known for being fat and not hiding it. Nobody cared about The Gossip.

I agree with everything you and the people protesting stand for but I just think the women’s march was not the right name to give this event. The White Privilege march would have been better because then at least the actual people you were marching for would have understood why they were unable to protest that day with all of you.

Tom, we get it, you’re a feminist.

I’m going to keep calling him Alex G until I get arrested.