Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
The Golden Globes are on Sunday, hosted by Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh. Good luck Ally!
Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore? pic.twitter.com/Bg0eUSin1X
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) January 4, 2019
January 4th and I’m still writing 2018 on my memes, smh.
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | Bobby_Draper | |
Score:29 | Jan 2nd | ||
“Cecilia” SLAPS |
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Posted in: The Number Ones: Ray Stevens’ “Everything Is Beautiful” |
#9 | storkknees | |
Score:31 | Jan 2nd | ||
In May of 1970, Nixon illegally expanded the Vietnam war into Cambodia. To do this, Nixon broke campaign promises and the constitutional guaranteed separation of war time powers. The first casualties were the hundreds of citizens in the paths of the bombs. The deaths of Americans soldiers deployed to the region would soon follow. Living rooms watched as college students protesting at Kent State were gunned down by representatives of their own government. Less publicized but equally horrific, two college students at Jackson State were murdered by the police. Destabilized by the bombing, Cambodia’s government began to crumple. In a few years, Pol Pot would rise to power. Cambodian Killing Fields saw some of the most barbaric and senseless violence of the 20th Century, a century sadly all too filled with competition for that title. Yet, the month closed with a Country novelty singer yucking his way up the charts with how “Everything is Beautiful”. As wrongheaded as Barry Sadler was, at least he believed what he said. Ray Stevens has spent the past few years praising racial profiling and hating Muslims. The song is cynical a cash grab as Disco Duck, but without the benefit of being of its age. This song will never work. From the bottom of my heart, fuck this worthless piece of shit song. |
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Posted in: The Number Ones: Ray Stevens’ “Everything Is Beautiful” |
#8 | Psalm for the Dead | |
Score:31 | Jan 2nd | ||
Or maybe I should read the fucking article. *slaps head* Sorry everyone. See you in 2020. |
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Posted in: Jonny Greenwood, AKA Marty Funkhauser, Pays Tribute To The Late Bob Einstein |
#7 | bingbonglol | |
Score:31 | Jan 3rd | ||
Whether you’re going or not can we all appreciate that APHEX TWIN is billed higher than WIZ KHALIFA |
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Posted in: Coachella 2019 Lineup |
#6 | undergroundspoon | |
Score:31 | Jan 2nd | ||
Hmmm yeah, definitely a stage set-up issue and not something else: |
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Posted in: Kanye West Reportedly No Longer Headlining Coachella After Stage Setup Dispute |
#5 | doogie_browser | |
Score:33 | Jan 2nd | ||
this post goes out to the suckers that expected 2019 to be different |
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Posted in: Justin Bieber Got A Face Tattoo |
#4 | blochead | |
Score:35 | Dec 30th, 2018 | ||
Where are all the folks who strung him up by his balls on twitter a couple days ago? Their silence has been deafening since this clarifying statement |
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Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women |
#3 | Xandra | |
Score:36 | Dec 30th, 2018 | ||
Wow, that’s really tough. I hope he can continue to heal from such a horrible horrible situation. I think this is also a moment to address a rather concerning trend of subjecting people to scrutiny without the benefit of the doubt which then forces them into a level of honesty that they may not be ready for (i.e. interrogating the women involved in Girls about their sexual orientation) |
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Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women |
#2 | anchor | |
Score:41 | Jan 2nd | ||
The line work is just OK, but overall, that’s a pretty good tattoo of a pre-pubescent mustache. |
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Posted in: Justin Bieber Got A Face Tattoo |
#1 | 321letsjam | |
Score:55 | Dec 30th, 2018 | ||
Less interneting for everyone in 2019 I think would be helpful. |
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Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women |
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | charles barkley | |
Score:-11 | Jan 2nd | ||
Wow, Tom. Did it hurt to not simply type: I hate 21 Savage? |
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Posted in: 21 Savage Somehow Made A Good Album |
#4 | pedrodickey | |
Score:-12 | Jan 3rd | ||
Who cares about this talentless little twat boy? Stereogum catering to the pop elevator music/tmz crowd now. Where he hell these ppl come from? |
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Posted in: Rae Sremmurd’s Slim Jxmmi Involved In Street Fight In New Zealand |
#3 | Psalm for the Dead | |
Score:-12 | Jan 2nd | ||
“Jonny Greenwood, AKA Marty Funkhauser”?? While I would love it, I don’t think Jonny has graced us with his interpretation of Marty Funkhauser. I think you might want to fix that headline. Bob was the shit tho, RIP. |
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Posted in: Jonny Greenwood, AKA Marty Funkhauser, Pays Tribute To The Late Bob Einstein |
#2 | shockadelica | |
Score:-13 | Dec 30th, 2018 | ||
I doubt that picking a picture of Damon wearing |
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Posted in: Amen Dunes Explains His Quote About Not Collaborating With Women |
#1 | Win | |
Score:-15 | Dec 31st, 2018 | ||
This guy definitely beats his kids. |
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Posted in: Kanye To Drake: “Don’t Follow My Fucking Wife On Instagram” |
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
anewfaceinhell | ||
Score:7 | Jan 3rd | ||
Idris Elba DJ set?!?! Shit, my wife is going to Coachella without me for sure. |
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Posted in: Thoughts On The Coachella 2019 Poster |