Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Life under quarantine goes on, and while we all pore over the CARES Act, artists continue to reschedule their upcoming album releases. Guess that means we’re rocking Dua Lipa, Waxahatchee, and those RTJ4 bangers ’til summer. Could be worse! Things at Stereogum haven’t slowed yet, and hopefully you are finding some needed distraction on these humble webpages. Incidentally we relaunched our newsletter today with an eye on making it more fun and engaging. If you didn’t get it today it’s because we stopped sending it today people who’ve never opened it. That costs money and we’re on an independent media budget. So if you want it, sign up over in the right sidebar under Most Viewed. Your best and worst comments are below.
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
#10 | blochead | |
Score:40 | Mar 26th | ||
What a wonderful thing for her to do. |
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Posted in: Ariana Grande Is Quietly Venmoing Fans Who Lost Work Because Of Coronavirus |
#9 | blochead | |
Score:41 | Mar 26th | ||
You see where there’s a place to donate to Amazon drivers that are losing pay due to the pandemic? Let’s be perfectly clear here: The richest human that has EVER strode the Earth wants me to kick in a few bucks so his people get paid? In the history of “FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU’s” I think I’m going for the absolute Gold medal on this. |
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Posted in: Ariana Grande Is Quietly Venmoing Fans Who Lost Work Because Of Coronavirus |
#8 | MerchCunningham | |
Score:42 | Mar 22nd | ||
I think is pretty obvious from how hesitant she was from the get go that she was never really comfortable with any of the lines at all. But she tried to stay polite and make sense of his side and laugh it off and tried to be in with the joke because that’s what young women are raised to do. She knew she couldn’t stop him from releasing whatever dumb bullshit he was going to release it, and she tried to explain why overall it was in poor taste and how he didn’t make her famous, but it didn’t matter. The most cringey part is him saying it took him 8 FUCKING MONTHS to come up with that dumb ass line. I don’t like Taylor, she is insufferable, but I genuinely feel bad for this girl. |
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Posted in: Kanye West & Taylor Swift’s “Famous” Phone Call Leaks |
#7 | Yossarian | |
Score:43 | Mar 24th | ||
Baby, hit the one percent! |
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Posted in: Britney Spears Calls For Redistribution Of Wealth |
#6 | flippy | |
Score:45 | Mar 25th | ||
Oof. So good and so close! But I think the actual lyrics are supposed to be “Don’t waste your time on me, you’re already a voice inside my yead.” |
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Posted in: Indie Stars Respond To Celebrity “Imagine” Video With Blink-182’s “I Miss You” |
#5 | Tom Breihan | |
Score:45 | Mar 24th | ||
This isn’t “Let’s Recast Do They Know It’s Christmas” |
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Posted in: Let’s Cast The Coronavirus-Relief “We Are The World” |
#4 | Nico | |
Score:52 | Mar 25th | ||
Britney: 1 |
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Posted in: M.I.A. Says She Is Anti-Vaccine |
#3 | Y*B*B | |
Score:57 | Mar 21st | ||
Posted in: Kanye West & Taylor Swift’s “Famous” Phone Call Leaks |
#2 | storkknees | |
Score:83 | Mar 25th | ||
live fast, die young, anti-vaxxers, do it well |
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Posted in: M.I.A. Says She Is Anti-Vaccine |
#1 | Yung | |
Score:88 | Mar 25th | ||
Posted in: M.I.A. Says She Is Anti-Vaccine |
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
#5 | blochead | |
Score:-12 | Mar 23rd | ||
Goddammit. I suppose I’ll have to go listen to older Suf releases. Was so stoked to hear him whisper sing over a glockenspiel about how his pet ferret *really* was the driving force behind him understanding Psalms or some such drivel. |
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Posted in: HAIM, Dua Lipa, Willie Nelson, & Sufjan Stevens Among Artists Moving Album Release Dates Amid Pandemic |
#4 | Matt Chylak | |
Score:-18 | Mar 21st | ||
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 |
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Posted in: Kanye West & Taylor Swift’s “Famous” Phone Call Leaks |
#3 | thiscity | |
Score:-20 | Mar 24th | ||
kim’s right on this one. |
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Posted in: Taylor Swift Says Kim Kardashian Framed Her In Kanye West Feud, Kim Responds |
#2 | aardvark | |
Score:-21 | Mar 22nd | ||
James Corden has a rap career? |
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Posted in: Run The Jewels – “The Yankee And The Brave (ep. 4)” |
#1 | bisquetaker | |
Score:-32 | Mar 25th | ||
The whole mandatory vaccination issue is a heavy one which more nuance than just declaring someone “anti-vac” or whatever. But I will say that Bill Gates planning to spearhead a policy for mandatory surgical implant among all Americans is fucking bonkers and scary and everyone that feels that is a totally normal thing baffles me. |
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Posted in: M.I.A. Says She Is Anti-Vaccine |
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE
a famous toronto painter shot me down. | ||
Score:8 | Mar 23rd | ||
no festival can hope to go ahead if they deliver a bill without Trapt. don’t these festival organisers know how many listeners Trapt get on Pandora? |
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Posted in: Sound And Fury 2020 Lineup |